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Whether you’re awkward talking about cancer or need to find humor in the darkness, we found some of the best funny cancer gifts to get a smile. We’re definitely one of those people who have to break everything up with humor, so this felt very much in our wheelhouse.
As we made this list of funny cancer gifts, we noticed so many fun and creative ideas out there. Some of our favorites are the F*ck Cancer gifts and the outpouring of support for those going through these tough times. For all our friends dealing with cancer, you have a mug coming your way!
F*ck Cancer Pink Cat Socks
These hilarious F*ck Cancer Pink Cat Socks are what everyone cat lover in our life needs. Something about these colorful, angry cat face socks symbolizes everything we wanted from this funny cancer gifts list.
F*ck Cancer Motivational Talking Button
Need a bit of motivation to get through your day? Hit this the F*ck Cancer Button and get tons of supportive phrases like “500 out of 500 doctors agree f*ck cancer”. It’s so fun to cycle through all the inspirational phrases and only takes 2 AAA batteries which are included.
This Is My Chemo Mug
This is both a starting line and a finishing line for cancer! Get this mug for your cancer journey and have something to look forward to as you will smash this mug into a thousand pieces once the cancer is gone! It’s a fun, creative use of a typical mug and we just loved the idea!
Funny Cancer Gifts Candle
Get a candle that will make you laugh. The perfect gift for girlfriends who want to support each other through the tough times of cancer. If you’re curious what “Bitch… You Got This” smells like, it’s raspberries and iced champagne. Also works as a great gag gift.
Funny Cancer Gifts Card
Show your support with this funny cancer gifts card picturing you beating up the cancer cells and punching them in the face! It comes with a card and envelope to package it. This cute card will show your support as your loved one starts a big fight!
Dammit Cancer Voodoo Doll
These dammit dolls have been really popular and this particular voodoo doll is pink for fighting cancer. Take out all your frustration on this surprisingly durable doll for your rage. We find the goofy look of the doll kind of cute for some funny cancer gifts.
Fight Cancer Superhero Socks
Jump on the superhero bandwagon with these Fight Cancer Superhero Socks. Remeniencet of the classic Kapow, Zap, Poof comic books, this is a fun style of socks for wearing around the house and hospital. They’ll definitely get a few laughs.
Funny Cancer Self-Affirming Adult Coloring Book
A specific coloring book for adults fighting cancer, and we are so happy this exists in our lives. It has 35 inspiring, single-sided coloring designs with inspiring quotes like “You Are Stronger Than This Shit”. These are one of the best funny cancer gifts to help them stay busy while waiting around in the hospital.
Adult Swearing Coloring Book
We felt two coloring books were needed on this list, and this adult coloring book comes with its own set of markers. It features 30 pages with phrases like “Lady Who Swears Like A Sailor” and more that embrace swearing like these times calls for.
Emotional Support Animal Cards
We all need an emotional support animal, so this is a pack of 64 animal cards to help with the worry, anxiety, stress, and swarm of emotions around cancer. With 64 cute animal cards, you can plan some really thoughtful ideas to support your loved ones. We love this for all our cat dads and animal lovers out there!
Giant Wrap Yourself Into A Burrito Blanket
One cancer patients agree that comfy blankets were essential to helping them get through the dark times, so help wrap them up like a burrito, with a burrito blanket. This 71″ giant blanket will have you craving Mexican while you’re snug as a bug in a soft flannel taco blanket.
Dear Cancer You Picked The Wrong B*tch
Show cancer who it’s messing with, with this travel tumbler for your trips back and forth from the hospital. While we agree, this is probably for the sassy friends in your life, they’ll appreciate the solidarity in believing they’re stronger than they think and can beat cancer!
Wonder Woman Pink Ribbon Cancer Shirt
We loved this Wonder Woman logo with the pink cancer ribbon tied in the middle. It’s such a fun, clever design for the women in our lives who we feel are like Wonder Woman. It’s a highly reviewed cancer shirt and we had to feature it on our funny cancer gifts.
Fight Cancer Like A Girl Tote Bag
Cancer Tote Bags are super popular for carrying your stuff back and forth to your hospital appointments, so give a funny cancer gift of a tote bag. This 14″ tall, 17″ wide, and 5″ deep tote bag is great for carrying everything around and we love the positive “Fight Like A Girl” message. Also, this bag comes in a wide range of colors for you to choose from.
Cancer Messed With The Wrong Chick Tote Bag
The “chick” mascot on this cancer tote bag is so adorable! We had to include this on our list of the best funny cancer gifts because of the mascot alone. However, it shouldn’t completely overshadow the cute message and convenient design of this tote bag. It comes in pink, teal, and purple colors.
Funny Breast Cancer Christmas Sweater
We always need that WTF gift idea for our breast cancer friends, so if they’re feeling down over a reduction. Brighten their day with this completely inappropriate holiday sweater to remind them of their boob days. Even if they never have the right occasion to sport this ugly Christmas sweater, you’ll get quite a reaction from this gift idea!
Funny Breast Cancer Bra Flask
Breast cancer is completely and absolutely awful, but if your loved ones are feeling down over a reduction. Remind them of all the little advantages like they can fit more wine in a sports bra flask for concerts and sporting events. Always find a way to look on the bright side!
Funny Cancer Toilet Paper Gifts
Show cancer how you really feel about it with this special toilet paper. This is more of a fun, commemorative gift as the design “Here’s To Kicking The Shit Out Of Cancer” is only printed on the first sheet. So less functional and more funny cancer gifts.
Everything’s Fine Women’s Sweater
Nothing is great with cancer, but on good days we can say “Everything’s Fine”. This cute women’s sweater summarizes most cancer patients’ journey with this terrible life event. This is a great gift idea for the positive people in our lives that we want to support and join in their fight against cancer.
Radiation Superpowers Cancer Shirts
One of our favorite funny cancer shirts that we secretly wonder if radiation would cause superpowers. We figured it worked in the comics, so why not with other geeks out there? This is a fun cancer shirt for both men and women, plus it comes in a number of other colors.
Pink Knockout Funny Cancer Socks
Socks are SO popular for cancer patients and there are so many funny cancer gifts out there in the sock category. It was hard to choose our favorites, but we’re a sucker for anything that’s supporitive, funny and mentions fighting cancer like a boxer.
